imagine how great your life would be if you had a professional hair and makeup team
Imagine if you didnt need one because you finally accepted that you are beautiful the way you are and dont need to hide yourself in professionally styled hair and makeup.
id rather get the hair and makeup team
My snapchats are literally the best
luigi with a tiny face
((We need to go tinier.))
There he is
current mood: tamagotchi after it poops
if I ever commit a murder I’m blaming this post
the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
single and ready 2 flamingle
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